IF
I LIVE TO BE ONE HUNDRED.
WILL YOU LOVE ME JUST THE SAME.
EVEN IF I CAN'T REMEMBER.
WHO YOU ARE OR KNOW YOUR NAME.
IF I LIVE TO BE ONE HUNDRED.
I WON'T NEED A STEADY JOB.
JUST A NURSE WHO FEEDS ME TAPIOCA.
WON'T LET ME EAT CORN ON THE COB.
OH, LOOK AT ME - FEELING OLDER THAN HISTORY.
AND IT'S A CONTEMPLATING MYSTERY.
WHY I'M NOT DEAD AND BURIED.
IF I LIVE TO BE ONE HUNDRED.
WILL I HAVE TEETH TO HOLD YOUR KISS.
IF I CAN STILL PLAY MY PIANO.
I'LL SING YOU A SONG JUST LIKE THIS.
IF I LIVE TO BE ONE HUNDRED.
WILLARD SCOTT WILL SHOW MY PICTURE ON TV.
RIGHT NEXT TO A JAR OF SMUCKERS.
A WORD THAT NOTHING RHYTHMS WITH.
OH, LOOK AT ME - SUCH A FIGURE OF HUMANITY.
A HERO ALL THE WORLD JUST LOVES TO SEE.
THIS LINE I CAN'T REMEMBER.
IF I LIVE TO BE ONE HUNDRED.
WON'T NEED VIAGRA ANYMORE.
WON'T BE EATING BUFFALO WINGS.
OR KNOW MY WAY BACK FROM THE STORE.
AND IF I LIVE TO BE A HERO.
I'LL BE ONE HUNDRED YEARS, GALORE.
CELEBRATING ALL THE GOOD TIMES.
I CAN'T REMEMBER ANYMORE